She dropped her glass and wiped the spill with her sleeve. 'Oh, god, use a napkin,' he said. 'People are going to think you were raised by wolves.' He snorted at his own joke.

No matter what your family happens to be like, it affects you, affects who you are. It matters.

She hated seeing monsters smile. Monsters should growl and snarl and be done with the pretenses.

I don't know how magical GPS works. I don't want to mess with the signal.

Clear skin, a manicure, a couple dead zombies, and then fame!

Zombies weren't the true plague of the world, laziness was.

I think everyone should have a problem with zombies on fire.

He's barely said anything and I already know this guy is gross,' she told the girls. 'If the zombies come at us, we feed them him first.

You think you're embarrassing me, but you're not.' He was.