Your inner child was showing.

I've heard of a third eye, but I didn't realize it was a googly eye. I thought it was mythical.

Sometimes you were handed a second chance, and all you had to do was close your eyes and step into it.

Because when life handed you an opportunity you didn't turn your back or drag your feet. You made a choice and you leapt.

Shit storms are no fun to walk in with your mouth open.

You can't have the past. Only the future, and the future is, of course, completely uncertain.

That woman could spread gossip faster than the flu in a whorehouse.

Why not surround yourself with things that make you content? After all, there's no place like home.

You didn't date someone to change him. You dated him because you wanted him for the way he was. Flaws and fears and all.