Quotes by John Alejandro King a.k.a. The Covert Comic

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You don't pass your prime, you dig out from under it.
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You don't pass your prime, you dig out from under it.
As if the wilderness wasn't the voice.
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As if the wilderness wasn't the voice.
The expert crowd is adept at blending into a spy.
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The expert crowd is adept at blending into a spy.
Normalize using the word 'normalize' less than 200 times a day.
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Normalize using the word 'normalize' less than 200 times a day.
Do not the hokey pokey, if thou hopest for the hanky panky.
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Do not the hokey pokey, if thou hopest for the hanky panky.
That CIA case officeress called 'love'.
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That CIA case officeress called 'love'.
That CIA case officeress called 'love.
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That CIA case officeress called 'love.
Out of context?! But I just filled up with context this morning!
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Out of context?! But I just filled up with context this morning!
Not only were romantic love and gunpowder both invented in the Middle Ages, they were created in the same act.
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Not only were romantic love and gunpowder both invented in the Middle Ages, they were created in the same act.
Do not meddle in the affairs of drag queens, for you are hunky and would look good in stirrups.
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Do not meddle in the affairs of drag queens, for you are hunky and would look good in stirrups.
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