Quotes by Mackenzie Crowne

Oh, God. He's a sex whisperer." Gracie Gable
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Oh, God. He's a sex whisperer." Gracie Gable
Princess, the contents of your shoe closet would break the budgets of a lot of third world countries - Jake Malone
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Princess, the contents of your shoe closet would break the budgets of a lot of third world countries - Jake Malone
Leave them be. It’s about time the two of them worked things out, don’t you think?”“Long past time, but you know TJ. I was hoping to make it through the evening without having to call in the swat team.
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Leave them be. It’s about time the two of them worked things out, don’t you think?”“Long past time, but you know TJ. I was hoping to make it through the evening without having to call in the swat team.
Relax, Red. You’re safe…for now. Don’t you remember? I only bite during sex.” ~ Sam Fitzpatrick
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Relax, Red. You’re safe…for now. Don’t you remember? I only bite during sex.” ~ Sam Fitzpatrick
You’ve moved on, V. So have I. We’re different people than we were back then, but with a little bit of effort, we might manage to be friends again.” ~ Sam Fitzpatrick
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You’ve moved on, V. So have I. We’re different people than we were back then, but with a little bit of effort, we might manage to be friends again.” ~ Sam Fitzpatrick