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Nicole McKay

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I’d much rather a monkey throws a blanket instead of a brick.
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I’d much rather a monkey throws a blanket instead of a brick.
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#humor #funny #random #brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #monkeys
A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really feel this rug!
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A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really feel this rug!
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#humor #funny #random #absurd #brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses
A brick could be used for note delivery, from the KKK.
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A brick could be used for note delivery, from the KKK.
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#humor #funny #random #notes #brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #delivery
A blanket is a tell-all story about its endeavors with certain highly publicized people and their somewhat promiscuous acts.
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A blanket is a tell-all story about its endeavors with certain highly publicized people and their somewhat promiscuous acts.
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#humor #funny #random #brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses
The man you’re going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence.
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The man you’re going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence.
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#humor #love #funny #random #brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses
A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door.
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A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door.
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#funny #random #brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses
Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone.
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Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone.
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#humor #funny #random #conspiracy #brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses
Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.
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Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.
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#humor #funny #random #insane #brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses
You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.
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You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.
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#humor #funny #random #absurd #bizarre #cows #brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses
A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.
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A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.
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#humor #funny #random #brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses
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