Vampires used to be like Dracula, and now they're young teenage kids, so yeah, I like that.

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos

If vampires were a separate species, and they were into genetic engineering, what would they engineer for?

I am not a bat. ~Rephaim

He'll come back," Simon said again. "For you.

Ugh," he said after a few swallows. "Dead blood." Jace's eyebrows went up. " Isn't all blood dead?" "The longer the animal whose blood I'm drinking has been dead, the worse the blood tastes," Simon explained. "Fresh is better." "But you've never drunk fresh blood. Have you?" Simon raised his own eyebrows in response. "Well, aside from mine, of course," Jace said. "And I'm sure my blood is fan-tastic.

Vampires, real vampires, didn't nibble on the necks of nubile young virgins. They tore people to pieces and sucked the blood out of the chunks.

Vampirism is not a contagious disease.

Welcome to vampire-ville.” He chuckled.

Vampires don't tan. Without UV protection, we get sunburned, heal, and just repeat the process over and over.” — Spade, First Drop of Crimson by Jeaniene Frost