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In the ever-evolving landscape of language and expression, "WTF" stands as a bold and unfiltered representation of surprise, disbelief, and sometimes sheer bewilderment. This acronym, which has become a staple in modern vernacular, encapsulates those moments when life throws us a curveball, leaving us momentarily speechless. It's a universal reaction to the unexpected, the absurd, and the inexplicable, making it a perfect subject for a collection of quotes that capture the essence of human experience. People are drawn to "WTF" quotes because they resonate with the shared human experience of encountering the unpredictable. These quotes often provide a humorous or thought-provoking lens through which we can view life's peculiarities, offering a sense of camaraderie and understanding. Whether it's a moment of shock, a twist of fate, or an ironic turn of events, "WTF" quotes remind us that we're not alone in our reactions to the world's surprises. They serve as a reminder that while life can be unpredictable, our responses to it can be both relatable and profoundly human.

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I asked you here today because the police department asked me to assess your mental health."I huffed and rolled my eyes. "Already? Seriously? It's been a week." I am fucking sunshine.
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I sheathe my spear on my back and I plow through bushes dotted with prickly balls, feeling them scratch and scrape my skin, but do not stop.
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He rubs his hand through his thick, dark hair and I am riveted by the cords of rippling muscles that intertwine and gallop down his arms.
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Nie zuvor hatte ich so tiefschwarzes Haar gesehen. Dicht und glänzend reichte es ihm bis zum Kragen - eine sexy Länge, die dem erfolgreichen Geschäftsmann das Aussehen eines "Bad Boy" verlieh, wie Schlagsahne auf einem Schokobecher.
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WTFact: The human small intestine can reach up to eight meters in length. Why do you want to know that? Because all knowledge is important, f*ck-face.
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I already have my bathroom time scheduled, so you’ll have to work around it. Please note the bathroom is unavailable for the hour before each of my scheduled usage times (I don’t like to feel as if someone has just been in there when I have to go). However, for your convenience, there is also a toilet available with minimal wait time on the first floor lobby if you have an emergency and need immediate use.
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Tampons. I’m constantly worrying about my stash and if I’ll be able to find more.
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She reached around me, grabbing my Gemini from the back pocket of my jeans. She touched its share button to hers. 'There,' she said, handing the phone back to me. 'You have my number. We should be friends now.
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 I only require that my characters have one thing and one thing in common. A total lack of self-control.
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Gilgamesh's sperm! That is the true treasure . . . YOU CAN CREATE THE WORLD'S MIGHTIEST ARMY BY USING HIS SPERM!
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