You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you’re smart, you’ll end up as a comedian. If you’re not, you’ll end up as a clown.

Some people stride toward a better future. Others have chauffeurs.

I think therefore I am not sure.

Men come and go. Husbands stay.

I don't trust men. They gave us the right to vote.

I got married. It could happen to anyone.

Be ware! Santa Claus is a fake profile.

True friends chop the onions and cry together.

Keep your heads up! We are sinking!