401 Quotes by Fakeer Ishavardas

Happy New Year! May we all stop being the assholes we were the past year.

People as a whole are shamsters. Grasp it well. And be well. Then, knowing fully well so, covering your butt, go on in life as if they are not. This is the only way to save your butt. Of course, you can always go live elsewhere. Like the Everest.

Seek no forgiveness from men in robes. It is just a simple change of clothes. Otherwise, they are like most of us - assholes, or dopes.

Most people just do not give a crap. Especially about you. It is not because you're crap. Mostly it is so because they are. So, you're better than them. Yeah! Now, give a crap!

To really know a person criticize his god. And he'll show you who he is not.

The truth is a farthing distance from god-ism and atheism. Were both of them, the religious nuts and the atheist bull-heads to stop farting, they would at the very least get a farthing of the Truth.

If your god, and following him, you see infidels, then, both dumb-heads must be examined. Maybe somebody else is playing the fiddle.

I will bow to your pal up in the sky if you too to my god, Mr. Not, say hi.

We are all born idiots. Most of us never become any better. Hence, idiotically we live, die too in the same state as we were born . O' wise one, be not one of them!