401 Quotes by Fakeer Ishavardas

Evolution could be true. Apes lick their nuts. Religious nuts do too.

Humans for most part are boorish, boastful, and beasts. They're pretentious, piss-full, pussy-led and penis-full as their priests.

If I were not a Punjabi, I'd be a candy or jalebi.

I'd have kicked your ass as too your head were both not full of shit, butthead.

Like your fancied god up there, my pal up nowhere, Mr. NOT, says if you do not prostrate and accept me as your latest and newest messiah, he will so kick your butt that you will neither be in hell nor in heaven but nowhere, like your fancied pal up there.

I concede your god is the only god, except for one - my pal up there nowhere, Mr. NOT.

People who say they do not regret anything in their life, for the next birth too should get the very same wife.

All nuts sit on their butts - do you?

I'm a serious sort of fella. But don't tell me your pal up in the sky exists, and mine does not. Then, my middle finger gets offended! For, my buddy up there nowhere, Mr. NOT, too insists without proof, that he is. Same as your god. Is Mr. NOT nuts? If he is, are you not?