12 Quotes by Justin Swapp

He glared at Mr. Diddley’s yellow-toothed smile, and thought how he’d like to shove a toothbrush in his mouth and teach him how to use it.

Private like, this is cool stuff, and I should let my cousin in on it, kind of private?” Gunnar asked, “or, private like, I wet my pants, and I’m hiding the evidence, kind of private?

Marcus and Ellie exchanged a worried look and examined the bag again. Sure enough, the gold was gone.

You never cook onions with your beans. That’s a recipe for tear gas.

To be a man of action may be honorable, but to be a dead man of action profits you nothing.

Roger’s wand made a crackling noise as he traced it around Winston’s arms, down his waist, and everywhere else.

Those who require mercy shouldn’t desire the judgment of others.

I don’t fight dirty, I just do what it takes to win. There’s a difference—usually.

Everybody, even those that don’t like Chinese food, knew that you had to eat the cookie for the fortune to come true. And so he did.