2,446 Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If the food that one ate the night before were somehow able to be seen and identified through one’s clothes throughout the day, millions of employees would each fast ten or so days before their payday.

Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.

You cannot really get married by mistake. You can only marry the wrong person.

Being HIV positive doesn’t necessarily mean that you are going to die before each and every person who is HIV negative.

We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for.

A car is one of the most interesting inventions, but driving is one of the most boring activities.

Being on the side of the majority is often a sign that you are wrong, or the most unlikely to be right.

Leftovers are less tasty if they were left over by someone else, unless you are poor.

Most shoes are shaped as if feet were made for shoes.