I don't like him. He makes me laugh. It'll wrinkle my face.

He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.

I got married. A bright past is ahead of me!

Diogenes was a cynic at his best. He was in search of an honest man but not an hones woman.

While the man is putting on it's shoes, the woman can buy dozens of high heels.

Men never forget true love. They always remember all the women they couldn't have.

Be a man! Put on a mask.

Love is worth dying for, said the spermatozoid.

She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much!