Some women have kissed—and some are kissing—a lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was and is still a prince.

Taking good care of your husband or wife is the best way to thank their parent or parents for having taken good care of them.

For breakfast to be called ‘in bed’ instead of ‘on top of a bed,’ the house in which it is about to be eaten has to have at least two rooms (excluding the kitchen); (at least) three, if it has a bathroom.

Finding out that you are not your lover’s only lover hurts, but not as much as discovering that you are the side chick … or the side dick.

We think we like or love some people until we see them regularly.

Most women sell sex; most of them just don’t take cash (nor do they each sell to more than one ‘client’ at a time).

There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.

Some people love but will never marry each other. Some are married to but have never loved and will never love each other.

Some men are dogs; some dogs are women.