For breakfast to be called ‘in bed’ instead of ‘on top of a bed,’ the house in which it is about to be eaten has to have at least two rooms (excluding the kitchen); (at least) three, if it has a bathroom.

It is childish to eat primarily or only to please your tongue.

Many a death was precipitated by the food, the job, or the medication whose main function was to postpone it.

A truly compassionate man gives a poor woman a portion of his meal before he eats, not after he has eaten.

Some people ate less food less often when they each had a home than they now do as hobos.