You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook.

The most upsetting thing about Society’s attitude towards disabled people is that many millions of disabled people became disabled while trying to please Society, the very same bitch that secretly regards them as subhuman.

Some people talk about other people’s failures with so much pleasure that you would swear they are talking about their own successes.

More people would be depressed, if parents tried to please their children as frequently and as badly as children try to please their parents.

It is childish to eat primarily or only to please your tongue.

To fail, try to please your critics. To please your critics, try to fail.