174 Quotes by Mokokoma Mokhonoana about Funny
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Some mistakes are worse than others: wearing your underwear inside out isn’t as uncomfortable as wearing it back to front.
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The real purpose of the opposition is to minimize the amount of money the ruling party will have stolen from the people at the end of its term.
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In reality most human beings are not, to most human beings, more important than money.
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It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.
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You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook.
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More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling in mud.
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One of the leading causes of obesity is the misbelief that, when it comes to juice, ‘100%’ means ‘sugar-free.
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Among other possibilities, money was invented to make it possible for a foolish man to control wise men; a weak man, strong men; a child, old men; an ignorant man, knowledgeable men; and for a dwarf to control giants.
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A deep breath is a technique with which we minimize the number of instances where we say what we do not mean … or what we really think.
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