The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.

Nothing is as irritating to a shy man as a confident girl.

Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.

It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.

Looking but not seeing is the hearing but not understanding of the eye.

Some women have kissed—and some are kissing—a lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was and is still a prince.

Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.

Finding out that you are not your lover’s only lover hurts, but not as much as discovering that you are the side chick … or the side dick.

We think we like or love some people until we see them regularly.