Most of the very few people who would choose a good heart over riches would eventually use that to either make a lot of money, or attract men or women who are rich.

Some men are dogs; some dogs are women.

Many a woman is in a relationship with or married to her man not because she loves him but only because she likes men like him.

Many a woman would not be in a relationship with or married to her man, if he earned half of what he earns; and many a man would not be in a relationship with or married to his woman, if he earned twice as much as he earns.

In a materialistic society, the dead body of a rich man’s dog is regarded as a corpse; that of a poor man, a carcass.

Females and boys are the only creatures that propose others for friendship. As for the rest of us, friendship sort of just happens.

Most men would no longer enjoy conversing with most women if they stopped bringing their vaginas along.

Some women’s greatest achievement is sleeping with a man who is rich, famous, and/or wanted by many women, whereas some women’s greatest achievement is refusing to sleep with such a man.

By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy.