A hundred years ago, an average teenager knew countless authors, and, a sex position or two. Today, an average teenager knows countless sex positions, and, an author or two.

Millions of sane people would each be sexually attracted to their own parent or child if they were not related to them.

We would eventually get rid of poverty if there were no women or girls who are willing to sleep with men or boys who are poor.

Many millions of pregnancies—many if not most of which have each led to the birth of at least one child—were each used as nothing but a conspicuous means to a secret end called the evasion of abortion.

Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have.

There would be fewer absent fathers, if straight men were turned on only by women with whom they would not mind having children.

It is childish to eat primarily or only to please your tongue.

Only children, fools, and cowards would allow a company to treat them as if prices were set by customers.

Adults who use big words in order to seem intelligent are annoying, especially those who are not intelligent.