I'd love to be what I have been.

If you never wished you were an ass, you are most probably an ass.

All humans learn from each other's mistakes. Intelligent humans learn how to avoid them, idiots how to do them.

Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.

Ugly truths are the biggest source of indigestion in humans.

Real comedy is not when you laugh at an idiot, it's when the idiot laughs at you.

World is so full of idiots that you can't even imagine to escape. The only solution is isolation. But it still spares one!

Analysis is soul of thought and ghost of wit.

Everything that glitters more than gold is not gold.