678 Quotes About Aphorisms

In searching for myself, I have created myself.

Hide in the morrow. No one will look for you there.

A criminal always returns home.

We are sometimes depressed by our failure to convince people who strongly believe that we are that we are definitely not depressed.

Put the masks on! I now pronounce you husband and wife!

Most men would no longer enjoy conversing with most women if they stopped bringing their vaginas along.

We are way less likely to love someone just because they love us than we are to hate someone just because they hate us.

We are loved way more by some of the people who have not contacted us in the last twelve or so months than we are loved by some of those who contact us every twelve or so days … or hours.

True friends chop the onions and cry together.