1,680 Quotes About Comedy

The only thing on Chris’s mind was the wish that he had brought some spare undergarments on this outing.

My name be...Crisco, " ad-libbed Wade. " The Count of Monty Crisco, to be precise.

What ruins comedy material is pure levels of being fragile.

You'll learn more about life from the stand-up of a responsible comedian than from the literature of an egotistical intellectual.

If you want to win over the Greeks as an orator. Give your speech in a serious manner with an aggressive undertone - but make the content so sharp and witty that they are laughing while you are screaming at them.

As I pull down my dress the suddenrealisation that I have just brutalised my own twat in the company of others places me in the most perplexing situation that I have ever found myself in.

Comedy is like sex for the brain. And the brain has to fuck.

By acknowledging how ridiculous something is, people know what’s real again. We need those refreshers. It’s amazing how out of touch people can be when pretending there’s no elephant in the room. People must be elephant finders. But not of those big, monstrous, disgusting elephants, but the cute tiny ones in the room that we were each privately suspecting.

Jokes create the air in our lungs. And as long as humans deal with humans, there will forever be something laughable to point out in the room.