199 Quotes About Comic

That's the exciting part about capitalism. It's like surfing, you have to catch the wave. - Martin Peter (aka Vermin Gobsmack)

I'm sure this is a diversionary ploy. But that doesn't mean it isn't real."-Abe Sapien

Speaking of boxes...Do you know that thought experiment with the cat in the box with the poison? Theory requires the cat to be both alive and dead until observed.Well, I actually performed the experiment. Dozens of times. The bad news is reality doesn't exist. The good news is we have a new cat graveyard.

A microphone is to a comic, what a pen is to a writer. There's power in it.

If heaven was created only for the most stupid clown, then Mr Bean could have been the only righteous man on earth.

His brow was sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought and his air that of a man who, if he had said ''Hullo, girls'', would have said it like someone in a Russian drama announcing that Grandpapa had hanged himself in the barn.

I'd ask you to think outside the box on this, but it's obvious your box is broken. And has schizophrenia.

Semua makhluk hidup setiap harinya hidup seperti memutar roda keberuntungan.

Throughout these pages, my brush weeps in sorrow for what happened in Tiananmen Square.Not for the first time, a government was turning the guns on its people. Has the world learned nothing from history?