1,261 Quotes About Drinking

Sober or blotto, this is your motto: keep muddling through.

When you quit drinking you stop waiting.

I think piracy is a bit like drinking. You want to stay out all night doing it, you pay the price the next day.

And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

Don't drink too much.""When I can spell out your name in shot glasses, I'll stop.""I'll have to get a shorter name.""I'll have to forget how to spell it.

At the time I started in ballet they were dancing 'The Spirit of Champagne' on pointe, in Paris. I thought, 'I don't want to dance the spirit of champagne, I want to drink it!

The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.