80 Quotes About Funerals

This stupidity of sounding a siren and speeding through traffic with a coffin must be an African speciality.

Live in such a way that when you die you leave God in your will for your children.

It's not what I'd want for at my funeral. When I die, I just want them to plant me somewhere warm. And then when the pretty women walk over my grave I would grab their ankles, like in that movie.

Funerals aren't scheduled.

We lose a significant portion of our lives attending ceremonies for people who have lost theirs.

Most human beings would have never been pained by the death of a human being if they had never seen a human being or pretending to be pained by that.

God helps everything come to pass. However, he reminds us that nothing comes to stay.

We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead.

Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal than the elderly.