65 Quotes About Funny-book

Even as zombies, ridiculous prom gowns were the downfall of teenage girls, crippling them at the knees.

Self-identify your gender? Why not self-identify your species, too? I'm a dog now.

And so the cycle of innocence found, lost, found again, and finallylost is complete. Just as a peanut is neither a pea nor a nut… and a thighmaster is neither a thigh nor a master… so our hero learned thatNetflix and Chill means neither Netflix nor Chill.And if you’re just learning this for the first time, welcome to the end of your innocence.

Erroh has a plan. A simple plan. It'll never work.

Do flat-earthers believe that other planets are also flat?

Roaches should never trust humans. We’re all doomed.

Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo Mama’s so poor, when I lit her house on fire, the cockroaches came out singing, “Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got some heat!

Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public.