289 Quotes About Funny-humor

So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog.

The earth is full of them - dogs, and humans. One should get to know them - dogs. They're so human.

When he woke, daylight was coming through the glass floor, and a boy's voice said, "Oh...You are in so much trouble.

YOU. GOT. FOOD. IN. MY. HAIR.

Look," I whisper to Cat, "Shooting star! That's good luck."She rolls her eyes. "It's a plane, you idiot," she says, and when I look again I can see that she's right. Typical.

Jules stood up and stretched gracelessly. “Let’s hurry up and pay before she”-she indicated Claire with a flick of her thumb-“sees something shiny and we lose her again.

Well, good news, " Blitzen said. "I found the bag. Bad news...I found the bag.

The crowd quieted as a whole, but more than one creature cursed under his breath, "Not Regin."A drunk hunched over the bar muttered, "That glowing one made me eat a transistor radio once.

Seth rolled his eyes. “Because you’re such a ladies man.”“I can be. I just have standards, is all. I’m very selective about who I choose to spend time with, whereas you’ll fuck anything that moves. And several things that don’t.