289 Quotes About Funny-humor

I've nothing against people. Just a***oles. But then, most people are.

Checked thoroughly, humans stink.

Believe you me, I am all for you; and wish you well - for you to go to hell.

I wish you all the best in life. Hell, I will even write your obituary for free.

I have proof that apes never evolved - you!

Were one to call your stupid ism good, well then, one would either be equally idiotic, or a fool, or no good.

Believe you me, I love all - just not people.

My silence was reward for you saying something intelligent. I'm a firm believer in positive reinforcement.

So I'm delighted to open up a bit about these particular details, in honor of Valentine's Day (when every balding, chubby, and short actuary wants people - especially the babes out there - to know about his studly past"From: "My Best Valentine's Day.Ever: a Short Story