55 Quotes About Funny-love

Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much.

I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella.

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife.

If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers.

I don't know if I want to get married again.

On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man.

Women love a self-confident bald man.