55 Quotes About Funny-love

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.

I don't have a boyfriend right now. I'm looking for anyone with a job that I don't have to support.

What once were two, are one

Why is commitment such a big problem for a man? I think that for some reason when a man is driving down that freeway of love, the woman he's with is like an exit, but he doesn't want to get off there. He wants to keep driving. And the woman is like, "Look, gas, food, lodging, that's our exit, that's everything we need to be happy... Get off here, now!" But the man is focusing on the sign underneath that says, "Next exit 27 miles," and he thinks, "I can make it."

If we take matrimony at it's lowest, we regard it as a sort of friendship recognised by the police.

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel.

Well, you know, the definition of second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.