528 Quotes About Hilarious

because daytime leaves vampires less than, well, conscious, I told him, “Take your muffins to Boston and shut it, Terrance.” And then I hung up on him.

It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.

June cackled with delight, muttering, "Whoops!" as a car almost killed them.

Looking but not seeing is the hearing but not understanding of the eye.

I can't see anything" he said in a muffled voice, hand over his eyes. "I'm blind.

Some women have kissed—and some are kissing—a lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was and is still a prince.

That’s what so many people get wrong about fashion now. It shouldn’t be about the trends or the size zeros or who’s using fur and who isn’t; it should be about love.

People change. Sometimes I think they don't know they're changing until it's already happened, though. You get so used to being one person, it's weird when you wake up and everything is different.

Sometimes we have to try on a few different personalities before we found ourselves.