5,226 Quotes About Humour

Poverty does not always prevent a rich person from dating someone who is poor, unless the man is the one who is poor.

It is as difficult for most poor people to truly believe that they could someday escape poverty as it is for most wealthy people to truly believe that their wealth could someday escape them.

He tends to go for girls who are-Shelby, honey? Put your hands over your ears for just a sec.” Back into the phone he said, “He likes the real slutty ones. Ow!” he yelled when he received a whop to the back of the head.

It is in the best interest of the rich to preserve poverty.

There was a group of fans who wanted autographs, and several women who managed to write their phone numbers on Wade's hand before he pulled free.Sam sent him an arched brow, but he just shrugged. He got numbers written on him a lot; he'd never figured out how to stop that from happening.

Whether it is big or small, the size of a poor man’s yard incessantly reminds him that he is poor.

If you removed all the arteries, veins, & capillaries from a person’s body, and tied them end-to-end…the person will die.

The least we each ought to do for someone who treats us like a king or a queen is to treat them like a prince or a princess.

Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy?