504 Quotes About Joke

I enjoyed myself as much as I could, trying consciously or unconsciously to fill the void with jokes.

Life is the longest practical joke ever.

When a joker dies, the joke remains.

To evade insanity and depression, we unconsciously limit the number of people toward whom we are sincerely sympathetic.

More people would be depressed, if parents tried to please their children as frequently and as badly as children try to please their parents.

To increase the chances of a writer trying to kill themselves, cut off their hands.

I do not have a problem with people killing themselves, as long as they took at least a hundred years to think about what they are about to do.

Not everyone who has killed themselves because they were HIV positive would have been killed by AIDS.

Some women wear a miniskirt to reveal their thighs; some wear one to conceal their age.