504 Quotes About Joke

And never farting pointed to guilt in the courthouse of my mind.

The mark of a poor comedian is not making the other person laugh. The mark of a worse comedian is asking if the person got it.

You can't take a crash course in comedy, there is no crash course in comedy.

Dat's a some joke, Hey Boss.

Even those who want to go to heaven would rather kill than be killed.

Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.

Given these differences between the sexes, the sexual revolution was the biggest joke men ever played on women. By convincing them that the old rules didn’t apply and that two could play the predator game, men enticed women to do what men have always wanted women to do. But what a price was paid for the new “freedom.” And predictably, women were the ones who got stuck with the bill.

Everybody laughed for a long time, for it was the kind of joke that seemed to grow on you. You would laugh and eventually stop. But after a few minutes you would think of the joke again, and you would burst out laughing all over again.

Saying that you do not remember something or someone is a less embarrassing or hurtful way of saying that you do not know it or them anymore.