504 Quotes About Joke

Condom or condom not, there is no try.

People trying too hard to be cool often end up becoming a JOKE.

..., and sometimes there's just no point in arguing with him. "Yeah, okay 'me, Jeff, and Evan, sitting in a tree...'"Chris claps his hands triumphantly. "That's right, baby!" Than a more serious expression comes across his face. "But, in a tree? Really? I mean, im a not an expert on the gay sex thing, but I think the first time at least you should be on the ground..." And then the evening continues on as expected.

You need to be greedy or ignorant to truly want to live forever.

If the devil has a pitchfork and the grim reaper has a scythe, agriculture must be a huge industry in the underworld.

Hell, no. A church is the one thing we don't have. Physics is the religion around here. Use the Lord's name in vain all you like,' he laughed, 'just don't slander any quarks or mesons.

Death is number one on the list of things that we wish were possible to leave behind when we escaped barbarism.

You have to be a sexologist: when I wish your fuckin' advice, I'll let you know.

We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead.