504 Quotes About Joke

Balekin and Orlagh are planning your murder,” I say flustered.“Yes,” he says lazily. “So why did I wake at all?

Its crazy when people of high moral standards, feel its okay for an intimate friend to insult them in a jovial way, forgeting that even casual friends can do just the same in a jovial way.

Thanks to bad graphic design, some readers love only the electronic version of some books.

Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to die.

When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long.

Do you know why they call this place the Rookery?" Elodin asked. I shook my head."Because it's where you go if you're a-ravin'." He smiled a wild smile. He laughed a terrible laugh.

For with dandies, a joke is the only way of making yourself respected.

With the prospect of raids on London itself, U.S. ambassador Joseph Kennedy decamped. To the great disdain of many in London, he began conducting his ambassadorial affairs from his home in the country. Within the Foreign Office, a joke began to circulate: "I always thought my daffodils were yellow until I met Joe Kennedy.

Ugh!' snarled the Wolf, as he limped through the brushwood with his tail between his legs, 'this is perfectly monstrous weather. Why doesn't the Government look to it?