504 Quotes About Joke

Some people wouldn’t still be sane, if they were not religious or superstitious; some wouldn’t be disabled or dead.

Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish.

Most people do not mind having a house that is smaller and/or a car that is cheaper than their neighbours’, as long as they each earn and have more money than their neighbours, and, equally important, their neighbours know that.

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.

Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.

Most nobodies are somebodies and most somebodies are nobodies somewhere.

When you are suffering from sexual starvation, a spank or even a hug seems like a porn scene.

We humans are still a joke in this universe; we are not real, not yet! Universe can annihilate us in seconds! If we want to be something serious - something more than a joke, something more than a shadow - we must significantly raise our level of science!

The fact that you have just buried your parent or parents and/or sibling or siblings does not make you less likely to die today.