504 Quotes About Joke

Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.

Being HIV positive doesn’t necessarily mean that you are going to die before each and every person who is HIV negative.

We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for.

God will break all the yokes that turned your predecessors into a joke. He will use you to restore what was lost in your lineage. Have faith and aspire to be an agent of change!

And I will wait for Jarod to work for me. For free, cause if it's paid, it's work and not love, unless, of course he loves to work, in which case he’ll surely love working for me, because I love people who love to do that to love to do that.

Why do we have to humiliate someone to crack a joke??? Do what u would like people to do with u..

The only time when i realize that i use a car, which is a "Luxury", is when i go to the fuel station to refuel it.

Dessert was an over baked chocolate chip cookies the size of a hockey puck and just about as tasty.

I'm gonna go crack open a cold one with the boys." Brennan grinned mischievously."DUDE!" James yelled after him, "You gotta stop referring to autopsies that way!