504 Quotes About Joke

John Locke invented common sense, and only Englishmen have had it ever since!

Insanity takes its toll. Please have exact change.

I'm not a fan of time a lot of the time...wow, maybe I should appreciate it more. It made this sentence possible.

When we perceive aliens as a joke to be laughed at,they feel so pity for us on the success of their plans.

Anyone else find it funny that Bernie Madoff's last name is a homophone of 'made-off'?

Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck.

I love summer in Glasgow, it's my favourite day of the year.

Just when you see a kid selling a mascot,If you don't buy it because he winks, Not only that will be considered a "boycott",Xenophobically, it will also be a jinx!

My old man taught me to never trust anything that bleeds for three days and doesn't die.