50 Quotes About Jokes-and-whatever

Children throw tantrums because they've imagined their 'father in heaven' does so. And because, their inherited religious book has, in written, shown them so.

An atheist is a person who has nobody to blame when he screws up.

If I were married, I would be unmarried.

Hurry, your imaginary heaven is calling you up, my dear holier-than-thou religious nuts.

Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great!

Whenever I wish to pay my respect to you, my middle finger says, it must first.

I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace.

I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.

If you were sane, we'd both be mad.