50 Quotes About Jokes-and-whatever

I shall tell you about God once you've reached your imaginary heaven. Then, give me a call.

So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog.

The earth is full of them - dogs, and humans. One should get to know them - dogs. They're so human.

Oh yeah, I love jokes. And oh! I love you. ~_~

Happy New Year! May we all stop being the assholes we were the past year.

Most people just do not give a crap. Especially about you. It is not because you're crap. Mostly it is so because they are. So, you're better than them. Yeah! Now, give a crap!

I will bow to your pal up in the sky if you too to my god, Mr. Not, say hi.

Checked thoroughly, humans stink.

Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Don't, and the world laughs at you.