50 Quotes About Jokes-and-whatever

If a religious book makes you harbor ill thoughts about those with differing faith, then, you're reading the wrong crap of late.

People are either silly asses, or ass*oles. Mostly, just silly ass*oles. Choose! Hard place, or hell hole!

Everyone laughs at one's own jokes. To be able to appreciate another's reveals who you really are - a chilled out guy, or just a stuck-up joke.

First of all, no messiahs are sent. Secondly, no messiah got it. Lastly, no messiah is. And if there ever was or is, maybe I too am it. As too is every dimwit.

Yeah, since you love such a hateful religion that demands killing people of other faiths, I know you're a good person. Oh hell, yeah.