437 Quotes About Jokes

Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers.

Some people would not have remained with their partners, if the unfortunate things that have happened to them had happened to their partners, or if the fortunate things that have happened to their partners had happened to them.

I auditioned for the next play our director, Dominic, had lined up: A Midsummer Night's Dream, touring at several different parks in the Puget Sound area in July and August. Dominic cast me as Puck."A fairy?" Andy said, all innocence."I know you're not going to comment on that," I said."I could've made better jokes with 'Bottom.

Unless it is you, finding out who your lover’s dream lover is is a nightmare.

Rules for navigating the net, Or people will roll their eye Lest you can't roll the R rect: Literally, don´t dink and dive!

Some disabled people spend a significant amount of their energy on trying to come across as abled or as not that disabled.

Kata bang bokir,semalam Suzana bangkit dari kuburnya,ia lupa ngangkat jemuran ternyata.

Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive, if they had managed to sleep with some of the women with whom they want or wanted to have sex.

There would be fewer absent fathers, if straight men were turned on only by women with whom they would not mind having children.