437 Quotes About Jokes

Being bigheaded can be as irritating and as dangerous as being small-minded.

All I have is me, myself and I and we are all getting really tired of each other.

Ah, Signor Halt,' he said uncertainly, 'you are making a joke, yes?''He is making a joke, no,' Will said. 'But he likes to think he is making a joke, yes.

Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo Mama’s so poor, when I lit her house on fire, the cockroaches came out singing, “Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got some heat!

Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public.

Chuck Norris CAN understand women.

I'm fascinated by idiots... Here's looking at you, kid!

Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.