123 Quotes About Masturbation

Next time she’d have to ask him to keep the light on while he did it, so she could watch his face. That was the best part of the whole thing as far as she was concerned, the way a guy’s face contorted so violently and then relaxed, as if some terrible mystery had just been solved.

Some will undoubtedly find this episode obscene. Not I! Massacre is obscene. Torture is obscene. Three million dead is obscene. Masturbation, even with an admittedly nonconsensual squid? Not so much. I, for one, am a person who believes that the world would be a better place if the word ‘murder’ made us mumble as much as the word ‘masturbation.

Everything you do with thoughts in mind is masturbation, the real thing is somewhere else.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.

I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the Sandman. It was immediately cut by the editor [Karen Berger]. She told me, "There's no masturbation in the DC Universe." To which my reaction was, "Well, that explains a lot about the DC Universe.

There are some socks that shouldn't be washed by your mom.

You cannot blame porn. When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan's Island.

In the United States, the last recorded clitoridectomy for curing masturbation was performed in 1948--on a five year old girl.