83 Quotes About Penis

While the moral force of Judeo-Christian tradition and the law have sought to purify the penis, and to restrict its seed to the sanctified institution of matrimony, the penis is not by nature a monogamous organ. It knows no moral code. It was designed by nature for waste, it craves variety, and nothing less than castration will eliminate the allure of prostitution, fornication adultery, or pornography.

The penis, often regarded as a weapon, is also a burden, the male curse.

The Beautiful Poem"I go to bed in Los Angeles thinking about you.Pissing a few moments ago I looked down at my penisaffectionately.Knowing it has been inside you twice today makes mefeel beautiful.

Your penis betrayed you, son. Made you think stupid. It won't be the last time that happens.

Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.

After using a paint chart from a local DIY superstore to identify the skin tone of his penis as midnight chocolate, Miriam stayed down on one knee and offered him the citizenship he had always wanted and the middle-aged white woman he would grudgingly accept.

his dick, for example, was just that. It wasn’t odd or typical. It just was, by god. And isn’t that nice?

The use of reason and that of an erect penis are mutually exclusive.

Most sexually adventurous women want a man who regards cunnilingus as a basic woman right.