1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

Caro: "Bite me."Ruby: "I gave that up in kindergarten.

Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?

I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt your little feely-weels okay?

Hey,” he said. “Hi.” Oh, damn. It was awkward.“What’re you doing?”“Shearing a sheep. It’s cold outside, and I need a new hat.”He paused. “You’re joking, right?”“Yes, Marshall.” I gnawed on my fingers some more and sunk back in my chair.

Help yourself with the state! It's on democracy!

To avoid getting sick while travelling, be careful what you eat, and stay home.

Black Mage: I was joking.Red Mage: OH. See, I was confused by the total lack of comedy.

If Jack had followed him instead of trying to reclaim his car, he would undoubtedly have voiced his disappointment that they were not yet shooting laser cannons. Frankly, Richard thought dodging the police’s bullets would be problematic enough.