1,147 Quotes About Sarcasm

The one plentiful herds of magazine writers would continue to be culled - by the Internet, by the recession, by the American public, who would rather watch TV or play video games or electronically inform friends that, like, 'rain sucks!' But there's no app for a bourbon buzz on a warm day in a cool, dark bar. The world will always want a drink.

A man is not mature unless he gets a certificate of maturity from a woman.

You have the most lovely skin,”  Finn told her. “Like mahogany. Like the finest river loam. Could I touch it?”“You are touching it, Casanova,”  Rita answered, eyes on the blood pressure dial. “Behave.”“Casanova?”  Finn shot Diego a questioning glance.“Famous lover.”“Ah. A compliment?”“Sarcasm.”  Please don’t make me explain sarcasm.“Typical.”Apparently, it wouldn’t be necessary.

Fuck, how ironic. First Sparkles, now me. If that fucking vampire appears, I will shoot myself.

Hello, Mrs. Tran...I have David's homework. And if you ever want to see it again, you'll pay me the two million dollars I asked for.

I don’t recall either of you asking me, you know I’m a lady and I need to be asked and agree to it.

Wow," she said. "It's like you're teaching me something and being all wise.""You are not easy to get along with," Skulduggery said.

I don’t have a sense of humor anymore. It’s literally just sarcasm and a general hate of the majority of the human population. -Fact of Life

Well," she asked, "how do you gentlemen like living in a haunted house?""It's perfectly fine," Luke said, "perfectly fine. It gives me an excuse to have a drink in the middle of the night.