457 Quotes About Sarcastic

All right, we need a way to get into the palace. Any ideas?""Ask nicely? Charge in? Fly? Wait, do you mean reasonable ones?

We’re automatons in a symphony conducted by a lunatic and performed by blind idealists.” Damon

How many kids are in the Graveyard?""A bunch.""Who sends your supplies?""George Washington. Or is it Abraham Lincoln? I forget.""How often do you receive new arrivals?""About as often as you beat your wife.

In the battle of DNAs, your DNA will always win against the DNA of your father.

My maid never sweeps under the bed so I asked her to do so today. Found a pen, three pairs of shoes and the man I had lost two years ago.

One day, I’m going to start a minivan gang. That’ll show these Sons of Anarchy.We would be called the Sons of Suburbia and our Suburban Steel Stallions, with high MPG, multiple airbags, cup holders and designer car safety seats, would rule the highways… and the preschool pickup line.

Thought she said to leave the door open.""It is. It's cracked. That's Open.

Well, you are a wolf, I don't think it's a good idea to start the habit of you sleeping in the bed, you know, with all the shedding and what-not.

Have you noticed we can breathe in here too?Gosh, I wouldn't have picked up on that.